After reading about peculiar toilet habits at Zewt's, I thought I'd share a bit of my family's peculiar loo manners. And since my parents and brother do not read my blog (gosh, I hope they don't! If you know them, keep it hushed!), I'd give you a window into their toilet habits :p
Dad - Spends AGES on the throne. Brings either newspapers or his notebook with him. I can hear Taiwanese talk shows, Cantonese drama, etc sounds from the loo. His advice for me is that I have to learn to do my big business daily. Ada input, mesti ada output. Tiap-tiap hari mesti output.
Brother - Stacks of comics in the loo. Cannot aim to save his life. Anyways, Ah Boy, if you actually do happen to read this, you really gotta learn to shoot properly. I haven't made you actually sit down to pee yet, but man, I'm tempted to. You're stinkin' up the loo!
As for me, well, when I was a lot younger (6 to 8 years old), I've always fancied myself peeing standing up. I didn't understand why it was so easy for boys to pee standing up, and I had to squat (especially when you really have to go whilst on the highway; the grass tickles!). Thank God for the throne.
Oh, and I HAVE to have reading material in the loo. Regardless of whether it's to take a leak, or a dump. And don't we all love a good dump? :p
So Zewt, does that answer your question? ;)
PS: How's that for the first entry of 2008? Tee hee hee!