Good Lord, did I just nap for three whole hours? I haven't had such a long nap in years! And yes, I meant years! Ah well, it is the first day after all. Of surfing the crimson tide. Of cramps and lousy moods. Of odd cravings.
Men, stop cringing. You and I have long passed our Science education.
Note: There's something so naughty about typing this in bed. I should do it more often.